Men and their Weiners - Funny Dachshund Shirt

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Brand New Funny Dachshund Shirt - Real Men Play With Their Weiners

If you're used to playing with your weiner in public, then this cool Dachshund shirt is for you! Choose your Size and Color, then Click the "Add to Cart" button before they're sold out!

  • Super Soft 100% Cotton Tee
  • Rib-Knit Crew Neck
  • Comfortable Relaxed Fit
  • Double Needle Sleeves and Hem

A Perfect Dachshund Gift

  • Variety of Colors & Sizes 
  • Small - XL / Plus Sizes: 2XL-4XL
  • See sizing chart for measurements. Measure chest with arms down at sides, around the upper body, under arms and over the fullest part of the chest.

Keep your Doxie Shirt Looking Newer Longer

In order to preserve the integrity of the design and the shirt, we recommend you Machine Wash your tees in Cold Water and Inside Out. For even longer lasting quality, we recommended Line Dry only.

Brand New Funny Dachshund Shirt - Real Men Play With Their Weiners

NuKrypton Tees are made to order, printed direct to garment on Kornit machines which are the gold standard in the industry. Our funny dachshund shirts typically take about 3-5 business days to create. U.S. orders arrive in 5-7 days on average, depending on USPS and the time of year. International orders are typically delivered in 7-21 days.

When your order ships, we will e-mail you a tracking number (check your spam folder if you don't see it).

*During these difficult times, please, allow additional processing time for order printing.

Standard Shipping Rates

➡ United States: $4.95 per purchase
➡ Canada: $7.95 per purchase
➡ Worldwide: $9.95 per purchase

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