Welcome to NuKrypton Tees

We create funny, sarcastic designs for apparel and gifts.

Our story began with the goal of creating funny t shirts, made to order, at affordable prices.

Inspired by pop culture, movies and music, our original designs make great gifts for any sports fan, animal lover, geek or fitness freak.

Since our humble start, we've expanded our product line to include home goods, accessories and gifts!

Browse our store, shop securely and check out the designs chosen by our designated NuKrypton Style Curators!

Imaginative Apparel, Custom Home Goods & Funny Gifts

NuKrypton Tees isn’t just your last stop for funny t-shirts. Our collection has grown from apparel with a sarcastic flair to custom footwear, accessories, imaginative home decor, gadgets and gifts.

Custom items are made to order, printed direct to garment on high-tech machines that are the gold standard in the industry.

Our popular funny t shirts are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, featuring a rib-knit crew neck, double needle sleeves and hem.

For cooler days and nights, our comfy hoodies and sweatshirts are sure to keep you warm. They are made of a soft cotton-blend with a pill-resistant finish to stay looking fresher, longer.

Looking for a unique way to spruce up your home? Our novelty shower curtains are the perfect addition to any bathroom decor.

Express your personality with a custom tote bag made from durable tightly woven fabric, which means that it’s much stronger and it can handle whatever you throw in it.

If you need gifts that are both personal and functional, funny coffee mugs are a great choice.

Each novelty mug is crafted from the highest grade ceramic. Enjoy your favorite coffee blend or tea in our durable funny mugs, they will last for years to come.

We hope you enjoy our collection of cool apparel, accessories, imaginative home goods and gifts. 

Connect with us on your favorite social network @nukryptontees for exclusive discounts and updates. 

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New Funny Dachshund Gifts for Dog Dads

Retro Skater Sweatshirt Now Available in 4XL

Fans of NuKrypton Tees Are Raving

Absolutely fantastic. The service is second to none! My stepdad loves his T-shirt and i was so impressed with the quality of the service and communication thank you so very much!

Steph B.

Love this t-shirt. Was a gift for my brother-in-law who has two dachshunds; so it was perfect! It was a pleasure to do business with NuKrypton.

Kathy R.

The ring is very heavy and nice, I was worried that with adjustable rings it would be stretched out with cheap metal but the ding is very high quality and adjusting it doesn’t ruin the shape of the ring, high quality metal

Addison P.

Just Arrived! Cool Skull Art for Your Bathroom Decor

Vibrant New Skull Mug Design

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Shop for Good

Each time you make a purchase, we donate a percentage of profits to fund local causes and charitable projects around the world.

We strive to be like the superheros that inspire our designs, by doing good and giving back.

100% Satisfaction Guarantee

We insist that you love everything you buy from us. In addition to providing you with quick turnarounds on your custom order and fast shipping.

If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, please let us know, we'll bend over backwards to make things right again.

Hassle-Free Returns

Returns are easy. You get a full 90 days to return your item. If for any reason you are unsatisfied with your order, simply contact us within 90 days of receipt.

We'll happily refund your purchase. See our return policy for details.

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Shop Securely on NuKrypton

The privacy and security of our visitors and customers is a top priority for our team.

Which is why NuKrypton Tees uses the latest SSL encryption technology to protect your personal data. 

Combined with the rigorous PCI Security standards our system meets, rest assured your credit card details are safe and never stored. 

You can shop NuKrypton with confidence and ease.

Browse our store, shop securely and check out our line of quality products with original designs.